The Kingdom of Womble 13703 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.631 billion Womble 13703ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Womble 13703ian economy, worth 184 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,936 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,394 per year while the poor average 2,503, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13703's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 13703 is ranked 226,283^rd in the world and 1,359^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.29 flags saluted per person per day.